for the first time in about 6 months.
I may not make it back out alive.
If I do, it ain’t gonna be pretty. I am not a hot-looking worker-outer. I do not “glisten.” I sweat like a man, my hair frizzes out, and I get puffy and red. I’m pretty sure mothers want to shield their young children’s eyes when I walk by.
If it weren’t for the tv and magazines there, I wouldn’t be going.
I am already looking forward to getting it over with, getting home, and gettin’ cozy with Ryan Seacrest and then the Extreme Couponing girls.
I am pretty much the coolest person I know.